Dead?

Yes....... it speaks....... and she's NOT dead

Who started the evil rumour that Screamingmiranda was dead?

I was 'away'............... I was 'busy'......... then Spamwasher washed ALL my cares away, along with ALL my email too......

Ahhhhhhhhh, the wonders of technology!

So, the long and short of it is that I have the last two weeks of emails and then anything before that for the last 2/3 months has been scrubbed clean.........

So, it's not necessarily the case that i'm ignoring you.......... hate you........ think you smell of lavender........ or even death! It's actually that i haven't been given the opportunity to ignore you!

However, if you get off on that sort of thing, try again and i might satisfy you........

Oh and I'm not charging you for the pleasure but that's for this week only!

I have a I.T bod friend, who believes he can get most of my mail back...... and if that happens and i get to read your hateful messages of gleeful pleasure at my supposedly being dead....... i'll probably ignore you anyway..........

Sooooooooooooooooooo............... looks like things are back to normal eh?

Never thought i'd miss being here........... but i have.

Do i have things to write about?

I might..........

Are they interesting?

Depends on what i divulge and what i keep to myself really.........

Some things are just better not said..............

but that's true of all of us