Nurse Quack to the rescue.........

Now....... this might be an i really didn't need to see that moment




However.................. i'm not squeamish and my own morals have taken a battering recently........who am i to judge?

Having read HospitalPhoenix's draining news - http://hospitalphoenix.blogspot.com/2006/12/career-options.html - it would seem that he's had to reappraise his options and take the proverbial bull by the horns.......

I tend to let the bull run riot

Am i lazy?

Is it yet another one of my Don't think about it and it will go away ploys?

or

Do i just like the mess it leaves in its wake........ allowing me to critique it ala Brian Sewell..... Mmmmmmmmm the shattered teapot in the corner is infinitely and intellectually corrupt, swamped in meaningless jargon, distorted by political correctitudes.....

Does the shattered teapot represent the Labour Party?

The current NHS?

Are the bulls actions intentional?

Do we care?

Well........ if you didnt care about bull, you wouldn't still be reading this....... so i continue....


Nurse Quack had empathised with her dear friend, HospitalPhoenix, and thrown herself onto the funeral pyre that is his, now well known, turntable and in abject misery..........spun round it's pole......
http://hospitalphoenix.blogspot.com/2006/12/nurse-quacktitioner-does-im-down.html......


I didn't see the tortured soul, that other blog readers saw........ I saw the chance for positive spin........


and NO.............. i am NOT Patsy Fuckwit.......


Nurse Quack is resilience personified!

*dons Center for Nursing Advocacy flack jacket*

She IS a NURSE....... strong, quick, adaptable and indispensible

She saw a way to help her dearest friend and leapt to his defence........ well, leapt into the turntable........ or was it........




A poledancing platform?



I spin to you.....

Nurse Quack does.........

"Horny"









As they say......... when needs must........

Edited: As requested by certain bloggers......

Carol Sarler

Depression ruins your judgement.......

............and so HospitalPhoenix's Nurse Quack has gone nude on the net......




And while it might be distasteful for me to say so................ but she has a fine pair of breasts.... succulent, i might add

But how long will it be before she succumbs to allowing someone to dizzle them in jus d'orange?


If the depression doesn't do it......... the smell of money might........ and let's face it........ she likes her cash......

Can only hope her NHS AfC wage and anti-depressants prevent her from doing anything she might regret......

Which brings us nicely back to me........

Dr Informed made a suggestion....... and even though i'm still off work, it would appear that i'm unable to stop myself from jumping when a doctor asks........ and so....

I present to you......... again.....

Nurse Quack does.......

Ebeneezer Goode......

Oh and apologies to HospitalPhoenix........ but she did go naked first.....